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“The current administration may be unaware that it’s the President’s duty, meeting on a CEO-to-CEO level with Hayward, to verify what BP reports,” Ms. Palin sniped, citing her experience as an oil regulator and then as a governor.

In his interview with NBC’s Matt Lauer, Mr. Obama explained his approach to managing the disaster in the Gulf, where he was not highly visible during the first month of the disaster. “I don’t sit around just talking to experts because this is a college seminar. We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick,” he said.

Ms. Palin wants him to kick Tony Hayward’s ass. However, the BP CEO doesn’t work for the White House, so the president cannot fire him, as he said he would if he were on his staff. Nor is he a Putin or Wen Jiabao

Thank God that Sarah Palin when asked what Supreme Court decisions in history she disagreed with couldn’t think of one. At least she didn’t say, “All of them!” Instead she answered:

“There’s, of course — in the great history of America rulings, there have been rulings, that’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American. And there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be, there would be others but…”

Thank God that Sarah Palin, while making a speech, had to write reminders on her hand to mention her one, supposed-area of expertise, “Energy” — as well as “Tax,” and even to “Lift American Spirits.

The former Alaska governor was spotted at the Belmont Stakes in New York last weekend looking bustier than usual, prompting many to wonder if she’s gotten a boob job.

Palin’s newfound perkiness even bumped “Heidi Montag” and “implants” off the most Googled list.